Justin Bieber Choked And Kicked Out Of Coachella....Check it out.

The Daily Beast recently named the Coachella Valley Music and Arts Festival an “Oasis for Douchebags and Trust Fund Babies.” Speaking of which, Justin Bieber appeared not to have the best time at Coachella since he was put in a chokehold and kicked out of the festival. You were doing so good Justin, come on.
Only weeks after Comedy Central’s Roast of Justin Bieber, the newly 21-year-old got into some trouble at Coachella. According to TMZ, who obviously has an extremely low quality video to prove it, Biebs and crew tried to walk into the artist area where Drake was performing. Security didn’t care that he used to date Selena Gomez and wouldn’t let him in the allegedly over capacity area. Bieber argued back, shocking no one.
Once security got involved, the singer (does he even still make music?) was placed in a chokehold which prompted him to soon leave the festival. Now he might sue.
Sure that’s the “alleged story” but here’s some of the reasons we think might have actually caused his outburst.

• He’s so ready for Hillary.
• He heard Martha Stewart was there.
• He wanted to makeout with Madonna [Keep reading, you’ll get it].
• He got shut down by Kendall Jenner.
• He heard that exes have a tendency to reunite at Coachella and was looking for Selena.

Justin’s little incident has been far from the only headline from Coachella. It wasn’t even the only one to include Drake. On Sunday night Madonna brought Drake on stage and innocently strutted around him in a chair. Innocent, until she grabbed his face and made out with him. You’ll see in the video, his reaction is basically just disgust.

Drake now claims his reaction was due to a combination of genuine surprise and the lip gloss Madonna was using. Either way, he didn’t look all too pleased to partake in that tonsil hockey.